Something to make you smile

Here are a few little sailing jokes to fill any awkward silences at sea:

Why didn’t the crew play cards?
Because the captain was always standing on the deck

What is a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader

Why did the sailor jump rope?
He hoped he’d become a skipper

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRGH!

Where to you take a sick boat?
To the dock

 

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